Category: Humor


send a hug….literally

Hug E Gram

WHAT??!!

Valentine’s Day is almost here….and I have thought and thought ‘what does a guy want for Valentine’s Day?’  I wish I would have found this sooner!!  Not really….this is crazy…..ridiculousness.

My point exactly!

I don’t know how many times I have said that I would rather have a robe than a snuggie…..or just wear my robe backwards if I was feeling left out being snuggie-less.

cigarette tea?!

Cigarettea?!

Drink your cigarette, don't smoke it. What?

Creative – yes.

Clever?  – I’m not so sure.  I am a smoker, so this idea definitely intrigues me.  But I’m certain I would have a hard time putting this cigarette look-a-like in my tea cup!

The Sunglasses

It seems as though Horatio Caine from CSI Miami has been the topic of quite a few of my conversations lately.  I happen to LOVE him, but most people I talk to have a different opinion.  Somebody sent me this video and I just had to share.  CLASSIC!! **puts sunglasses on**  I mean who doesn’t like somebody that says something profound and then puts on cool aviator sunglasses!!

not your average frosty the snowman

Frosty is talking about. . . .  well, things I probably shouldn’t type out.  You can see for yourself.  Neil Patrick Harris from ‘How I Met Your Mother’ is the voice of  inappropriate frosty.  Apparently CBS got some flack for this spoof.  I’ll admit, it makes me laugh…..out loud.  But, I can see how it may be a little inappropriate.

Boost Mobile recently came out with a new ad in their “Unwronged Campaign”.  This specific ad features Mrs. Claus spending some “quality time” with a certain snowman (Frosty, perhaps)!  It probably has an extremely high recall among viewers, but does this one go too far?  Personally, it doesn’t bother me, but what about children.  And parents of children who might have to explain this commercial to their little ones.  Surely they only air this in the late evening hours?!

OH, local tv commercials!

I understand that local businesses have a limited budget when it comes to advertising, but this commercial makes me think. . . “Do they REALLY air this commercial?”

He has a website too! http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/

Enjoy!

TMI on Facebook

One of my best friends just sent this to me on facebook, and I MUST share.  This just goes to show you that maybe you should think about what you write in your “status update”.

Classic relationship drama on FB

Creepy Mom on FB

 

What's your relationship status??

There IS a thing called "send a message"

 

Some people amaze me!!

Talk about being "out of the loop"

Remeber, EVERYONE (even your boss) can read your status!

 

Want a job at Google?

I understand the significance of different types of interview questions.  . . . . behavioral, analytical, etc.  But, some of Google’s interview questions seem a little strange!

An interview Coach from Seattle has just released a list of interview questions at Google

Here are some of my favorites!

1) How many golf balls can fit in a school bus?

2) How many piano tuners are there in the entire world?

3) Why are manhole covers round?

4) How much should you charge to wash all the windows in Seattle?

5) Every man in a village of 100 married couples has cheated on his wife. Every wife in the village instantly knows when a man other than her husband has cheated, but does not know when her own husband has. The village has a law that does not allow for adultery. Any wife who can prove that her husband is unfaithful must kill him that very day. The women of the village would never disobey this law. One day, the queen of the village visits and announces that at least one husband has been unfaithful. What happens?

6) Explain the significance of “dead beef”.

Meet my new boyfriend, Google

Sharing some humor with you today!  Hope you enjoy.

7 Reasons Why Google Would Make a Bad Boyfriend

From eSarcasm on Twitter

1. It’s constantly trying to get in other people’s pants.

With all the ladies carrying around Android devices these days, Google’s phones are cozying up to countless coozies. You can forget about monogamy.

2. Some days, it can’t even get it up.

How many times have you been left disappointed by Gmail being down? And remember, there’s no phone number you can call to get answers — even when Google goes flaccid, it never offers oral service.

3. It may have a big index, but it doesn’t always know how to use it.

We fellas may be obsessed with the size of our prize, but a big bishop isn’t always enough. Google’s got the girth, all right — its index is estimated to be in the tens of billions of sites — but half the time, you still can’t get what you need from it.

4. It doesn’t even use protection.

When you’re with Google, you always have to make sure you’re sporting your own protection. Otherwise, you never know what kind of virus you could end up contracting.

5. It only wants one thing.

Once Google’s seen your “information,” it’ll move on to its next conquest. If you think you’re going to experience the high of the courtship again, sister, you’re in for a rude awakening.

6. Even when things go well, it’s over really fast.

Let’s face it, Google’s services are famous for finishing the job in fractions of a second. Even the world’s worst minute-men can outlast that.

7. It’s obsessed with balls and manholes.

How else do you explain #8 and #12 in this list of Google interview questions?